Is today a Public Holiday for Martians?
The family next door are Martians, they keep themselves to themselves, he says Hello whenever he is in the Drive washing his Spaceship.
I ask because today, they seem to have several alien families round, and have a bouncy castle and a barbeque. The kids are chasing cats around the garden with their ray-guns, and I have had to keep Pixie and Tinker-belle indoors. Do Martian parties tend to get out of hand, should I call the police?
Um, HELLO? It’s the day they made Elvis their leader… like, DUH… you should have known that, Nappy Boy.
Yeesh.



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no you should be fine if there is kids around… martians dont tend to go overboard with kids around….
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Sounds like they are trying to have an earth birthday part …
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martians???????????/ r u kiddin me?
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i have no idea
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haha i hear they like the taste of grilled cat. as soon as the martian kids go to bed and they start breakin out the schlegmalar i’d get concerned…that stuff is deadly if inhaled by humans
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It`s tomorrow,,Monday
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Damn right you should call the police they didn’t invite you.
In fact, you should grab the nearest Martian death ray gun and drive by their green @sses
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Red Planet Day today.Whatever you do,don’t call the Police.
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call the men in black if the dogs start talking too!
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3rd of November is the Martian "Bouncing Day". I guess they’re starting early with some practise bouncing.
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As agent F, I feel it is my duty to say " look this way". *flash of red light*
"you havent seen anything and you havent heard anything. what you see is a normal party being held by normal people"
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I think it may well be although the page in my diary which gives Martian holidays seems to have been doodled on.
As far as I can recall they are no problem unless they start to try putting one of those tripod things together.
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yes it is,they shudnt get out ov hand,just dont look at them upside down they dont like it+will put u on the barby,if there stillpartyin past midnite lock your doors+windows keep abucket ov cold water nxt to you as thats wen they get randy+will shag anythin that moves,if they do get in soak them with the water itll stop them 4 a few mins so u can escape
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It is and Elvis is booked to play later.
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Space diary
Um, HELLO? It’s the day they made Elvis their leader… like, DUH… you should have known that, Nappy Boy.
Yeesh.
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